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I have put Twitter back on my phone specifically to show you these circular arrangements of petals i found around multiple dead bees. if you are a scientist who knows what the hell is going on here, please tell me! https://t.co/h3D8u89WxG

This is what my best friends’ desks look like at their apartments! They work from home and are sooo productive! Some of the drinks were purchased in 2018 https://t.co/6sVH59yJgB

call me aang the way i ride your bi son

sydney sweeny's aunt on january 6th 2021 https://t.co/zzpXrImAYG

Never forget that time Whole Foods put a spear of asparagus in water and then charged $6 for a bottle of “Asparagus Water” https://t.co/wAE1ZiAkX6

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i hate games that are about following a ball under a cup. NO!!!!!!!!!

It's a shame he never learnt the ancient art of shutting the fuck up. Please for the love of God stop romanticising other peoples' cultures, and especially saying it's ancient or magical or exotic. The East and the Global South are not for your consumption. https://t.co/LOualCxnhs

The Biden Administration realizing that not compromising with Republicans makes him more popular https://t.co/1IQvZlUypp

@AoDespair This arbitrary addition of negative space on the sides of frames is everywhere in the HD version, and turns geometrically sound frames into these awkward, less-purposeful things. Why are these books so prominent in the HD version? https://t.co/zjTDiacxhS

I studied abroad in New York. In the US, I discovered an ancient art of living. 怪兽能量饮料 -- Monster Energy Drink Get the raspberry iced tea flavour, not the zero ultra ones those are shit. 24 pack available at Walmart for $39 https://t.co/bvE9lNRKtz

I’ve played so many JRPGs that if I walked into this room I’d fight the pope https://t.co/Vuzp2tCz6B

I could help but wonder … was everyone taking out fraudulent PPP loans except me? https://t.co/LFLUIrKsk6

Zaza would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

THE STATE OF RHODE ISLAND PUBLICLY GAVE YOU 75 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A VIDEO GAME BUSINESS THAT FAILED TWO YEARS LATER! IT WAS SO FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE THE STATE POLICE HAD TO INVESTIGATE AND TAX PAYERS ARE STILL PAYING THE BONDS 10 YEARS LATER!!! https://t.co/lSXCIa1Pjp

Jamie Foxx can really impersonate anyone. 😭😂 https://t.co/8aqaDYB1Av

Jeffrey Dean Morgan has been cast in ‘THE BOYS’ Season 4. https://t.co/aORWEH0Pf9

NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass

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My mom and I filling out the fafsa https://t.co/jkT7bhZqvh

Nicole Kidman on her AMC commercial: "It's so true" https://t.co/LfcnE61Iok

The first time I masturbateddd?? That shit was so nervewracking omg id been preparing for 2 weeks to get to that point

i’ve never regretted using a wet wipe

Food for thought: if the US cut just 2% of its annual defense budget it could afford to construct a colossal obsidian sphere in the San Francisco Bay. On top of the obvious economic benefits, it would be visible throughout all of northern California and emanate an ominous hum! https://t.co/jIbmwU8WHr

On The Hunt pic.twitter.com/nszFOSr8bZ— RAM (@ram_dezin) August 23, 2022

Watch the trailer for THE INSPECTION, an astonishing portrait of survival written, directed, and inspired by the life of Elegance Bratton. Starring Jeremy Pope, Bokeem Woodbine, and Gabrielle Union — Only in Theaters November 18 https://t.co/FBTf51dh3a

We just witnessed the beginning of a New York love story https://t.co/Uy1WLDwfeg

(Completely missing the area to feel someone’s pulse) He’s dead

@LouisNevers @Sialaterfolks @UTDDrizzy There's multiple parts where they lay out that she would lose everything if she did that and she thinks her kids would hate her. Also she believes Walter and his associates are dangerous and would kill them. She was being emotionally and physically blackmailed

i just KNOW ten years from now i will be the bitch that’s like “great food, great sex, great music, that’s the key to life!”