the fact that you can hear sarah snook using all of her might to pronounce “range rover” with an american accent https://t.co/RqElUnR43M

having cameras to protect your home isnt bad, but being connected to a cloud service that shares your data with the police and that encourages you to share your watermarked footage of strangers IS bad

What is a verified account? It's an account that's been verified. Verified... as what? A verified account. But what is a verified account? It's an account that's been verified. Verified... as what? A verified account.... https://t.co/wn3osDxsOi

“Average rent in the US is currently about $1,700. For you to be "financially stable" aka not at heightened risk of homelessness, it's advised you make 3x your rent. That's $61,200/yr. That's the minimum we should ALL be making to be STABLE. So, no, 75k is not outrageous wealth.”

The seething racism in Tucker's text is obvious. The *chef's kiss* is this momentary realization of what nonstop bad-faith partisan warfare does to your brain. Remarkable to know he sent this then... just went back to work. Anyway, reason number 1,423,531 for Tangle… https://t.co/atDEUhTCxs

@SomaKazima “We’re not anywhere. Me and you are at home. HE is at the Met Gala.” That one took me out

@Kopizzle92 @nypost the guy died, so I’d say it’s pretty accurate

I don’t understand why he doesn’t understand how much this behaviour sabotages all his ideas about new revenue models https://t.co/7PDYs2GEaS

this week ten years ago, reese witherspoon and husband jim toth were arrested - toth for DUI and witherspoon for disorderly conduct: https://t.co/K4WeStFJv6

me to myself in the mirror after a breakdown https://t.co/XI53dxkzWm

“Nice weekend. Finally shot a roll that didn't stink. $25 rolls of portra 400 35mm remain undefeated, unfortunately.”

I’ve never seen this before but this video of @taylorswift13 is worth watching https://t.co/DKxdl9pj2A

Jenna Ortega, Alexander Skarsgård, Teyana Taylor, Pusha T, Janelle Monáe, Daniel Ricciardo, Olivia Rodrigo, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Sora Choi photographed by Jason Schmidt for @ThomBrowne and the 2023 #MetGala https://t.co/eQVgcv68W9

DOJA IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS FOR THIS I’M CRYING😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/8CbpeRmAZo

😮‍💨🫶🏾 speak on it! https://t.co/UqIhr17YQr

Miss New York has this really funny TikTok series of heavens’ front desk receptionist and sometimes she breaks format and does sincere ones for people who have lost loved ones and they’re so touching https://t.co/MUOCBM6AnO

it’s cool that our aging population are completely armed and are desperate to live out a fantasy where they have to shoot and kill people to defend their property https://t.co/IR11SLmEhx

that is... not a lot of code pic.twitter.com/cBDgDp8ejl— Sam Selikoff (@samselikoff) May 1, 2023 React prototype for a macOS dock magnification animation mouse hover

She was playing the long game because this ultimately did become camp when all was said and done. https://t.co/zA3PC9H2ht

the reason why beautiful young women & middle aged men have so many cultural interests in common is bc when men turn 40 they discover for the first time insights & ideas that women gained access to spontaneously on their 17th birthdays

“Progressives do "motivated reasoning" to a truly obnoxious degree. It feels like they are always just bullshitting and not saying what they really intuitively think and coming up with reasons to validate what they want to believe.”

“Bitey” reminded me of the fact that we all used to play Indian Burn as kids by wringing one another’s forearms which… wtf?? Why was it called that?? Do people still do this stuff?

Went on a date. Didn’t feel a connection.Female friend argued I shouldn’t just move on, but say:“Thanks again for meeting up! I didn’t feel there was a match, but take care!”I wasn’t sure about it, but I sent the message, and my date hearted it! Directness ftw. 🤷‍♂️— Carlos De la Guardia (@dela3499) April 30, 2023

i believe you https://t.co/75tOFTZx7P

I love you Gen Z, but you are wrecking your brain by labeling everything as mid, basic, cringe, problematic or sus & it will ultimately bite you in the butt, even if you are an Aquarius— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) April 30, 2023

Netflix has acquired Adam McKay’s AVERAGE HEIGHT, AVERAGE BUILD starring Robert Pattinson, Amy Adams, Danielle Deadwyler, Robert Downey Jr & Forest Whitaker. It follows a serial killer who gets into politics to change the laws to be more murder-friendly. https://t.co/fBb9QJozCb https://t.co/kvD5QRiHye

a perfect scene https://t.co/NRrg0nPhn5

@runasand 😬 https://t.co/AGXYSf2vbj

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz🧵— Paul Fairie (@paulisci) August 25, 2022

the funny thing about internet censorship in the age of LLMs is that China literally cannot train a GPT-4 equivalent language model without explicitly scraping data from American websites outside of the Great Firewall, which is illegal— Andi 🇦🇱🇺🇦 (@Nexuist) April 29, 2023