where is the switch that turns on the light in this bathroom? if you guessed inside the bathroom, you couldn’t be more wrong

me in the club w the baddies https://t.co/5h5VG02etb

got u https://t.co/mIIZntutoH https://t.co/OpC2U2YrLL

oomf said lizzo makes music for RAs :(

oh wow https://t.co/PtTpQEqidl https://t.co/KxRn3MpuKI

Bird flu? Yeah, I sure hope it did!

Third, even *after* the shooter was killed, cops began doing what they do: they shot a grieving parent’s body with electric current. https://t.co/HZCzZ0UMYx

THREAD: As cops try to spin Uvalde as one bad choice by a bad police commander from a brand new small “cowardly” police department, please remember these facts:

This is such a jaw-dropping line. https://t.co/715c4t2mtx https://t.co/3BUbI8EKcn

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kids in sweden when their friends are downstairs eating dinner with their family https://t.co/T15UB7ENyI

In Poland, there is a LARP group that roleplays as contemporary Americans. Here they are doing “Ohio.” pic.twitter.com/ckZRIYZHzV— ✨𝖇𝖊𝖓✨ (@PenBercifield) May 28, 2022

@garbage_mane This is the underlying principal of living in a capitalist society. Nothing, absolutely nothing, is more important than making a profit. As long as we live in this model, nothing will get better.

People say Steve Jobs was a product genius. Some insist on claiming he was our iPhone “product manager” too. Let’s take a look at this. How did he work?— Ken Kocienda (@kocienda) May 28, 2022

I’m shopping for a new weighted blanket and stumbled across this absolute gem of a review. https://t.co/YK7g7LChJh

THAT’S MY MOTHER https://t.co/LjnTvcN0Jh

Senator Joe Manchin over the course of a month.(2017) https://t.co/nu59YjJfYn

it’s been said to death but this reminded me of how christian bale said that tom was the inspo for his patrick bateman characterization lol https://t.co/ZakaDidOWo

y’all will watch stranger things till it’s regular show

after 22 hours i’ve finally finished making my wall look like i’m a 14 year old girl on tumblr https://t.co/ZGJYxHyMJA

2 hours to go wish me luck https://t.co/uEWpopRxRB

The main reason I went to design school was to make sneakers. That class filled up before I could register so I took jewelry making bc I thought it would be fun. Long story short sometimes you can make it to Nike’s IG even if you miss the sneaker class https://t.co/Jk4zr0BuL3

Me after seeing watching my first Martin Scorsese film https://t.co/08lYPbFvvb

@davenewworld_2 You haven't heard the worst part of that story. The first person she met outside was a dad looking for his daughter. He stopped her to check and make sure she wasn't hurt. When she explained how she survived, the man realized it was his daughter's blood.

@JOCZECHOWSKA @BoffleSpoffle @davenewworld_2 @archer_rs FUNFACT: for reasons of safety at all NRA events... attendees are searched for guns... none allowed the NRA leadership are afraid of guns in the hands of NRA membership let that sink in

@weluvharmo omg not professor trelawney 💀 https://t.co/Agjup6bNBN

I would’ve cried https://t.co/kApFXsZDpt

making a list of good dev/design agencies that got acquired. anyone got examples?— hugh francis (@_HHFF) May 26, 2022

Tiktok is doing to NY what YouTube did to LA in 2009.

The GameBoy Advance SP is probably one of the most significant scientific accomplishments of the last 75 years.